Collection
of jokes - Marriage
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Marriage is a three ring circus: --engagement ring ---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year
married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She
said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the
kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?"Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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BaddTeddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like minature
handcuffs....."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll
shut up after you let him in!
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#CASE 1 : Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2 : At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied,
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3 : Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is
married, he is finished.
#CASE 4 Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying off
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As a Bachelor ** takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,tajmahal banana
chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
As a Lover ** takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana
chahata hoon,mumtaz mil gayi hai magar woh shaadi nahi karti
As a married one ** takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti,tajmahal
banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti!
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
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Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your
parachute.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're
lucky,
mine's still alive."
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and
a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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