Joke1

Here's the untold secret of happy married life....!!!

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary. Their domestic
tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.
What a peaceful & loving
couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring
as
to the secret of
their long and happy marriage.

  "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained
the man." We visited the Grand Canyon and took a
trip down to
the bottom on the
canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my
wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said,"That's
once".

 "We proceeded a little further and the horse
stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
'That's twice.'

  "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse
stumbled
the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver
from her purse
and shot the horse dead.

  "I started an angry protest over her treatment of
the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me,
and quietly said, 'That's once'.

  "And we lived happily ever after"