Joke5

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds
 that there is a
 different
 hell for each country.
  He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do
 they do here?"
 He is told "First they put you in an electric
 chair for an hour.
 Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
 hour. Then the
 German devil comes in and whips you
 for the rest of the day."
 The man does not like the sound of that at all, so
 he moves on. He
 checks out
 the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many
 more. He discovers
 that
 they are all more or less the same as the German
 hell.
 Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that
 there is a very
 long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he
 asks "What do they
 do here?" He is told
 "First they put you in an electric chair for an
 hour. Then they lay
 you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
 Indian devil comes
 in and whips you
 for the rest of the day."
 "But that is exactly the same as all the other
 hells - why are there so
 many
 people waiting to get in?"
 "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric
 chair does not work,
 someone
 has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the
 devil is a former Govt
 servant, so he comes in, signs the register and
 then goes to the
 canteen..."